Hi everyone, it really is me..

MichaelJackson · Apr 22, 2005

Hi ya'll, it's really me, Michael Jackson.. There was no court hearing this afternoon, so I am home now. I am on the internet today for a reason..and that is to find this site. I am not a sports guy, i have never been the athletic type, i was never good in sports growing up and the kids used to all laugh at me. Boy, those boys can be very mean.. They used to tell me i play like a girl and some were even mean enough that they called me a girl. I have no idea why. But i am here because one of my lawyers is a gambler and he told me that some people were saying naughty things about me. I just want y'all to know that I am innocent.. I never ever did anything with those kids.. I love kids very much, but not in that way. I will prove it in court when i am declared innocent. Please ya'll, have faith in me, I am really a good guy and I love all these children i had contact with, like i'd love my kids..

God Bless you all..

Michael Jackson..

P.S. Yes, this really is me.. and not some kind of joke.

wilheim · Apr 22, 2005

Sick Gambler in the flesh. Whats up pal.

wil. :suomi:

MaxValue · Apr 22, 2005

Time to prove it

What was the name of the boy in your pepsi comercial that dressed up like you and did a dance like you.?

Journeyman · Apr 22, 2005

Are you really broke Mike?

MichaelJackson · Apr 22, 2005

mr wilhemm, that is not right sir to accuse me of being a sick gamber.. i am not even a gamlber, i never gambled in all my life, so please do not accuse me of being a sick gambler.

mr max, believe me young man, i really am Michael Jackson. I have nothing to prove here to anyone. I just came in here to tell you all that i am innocent. My lawyer wanted me to come in here and tell you all this.. My lawyer frequents this place. I really am innocen, and i I really am Michael Jackson..

wilheim · Apr 22, 2005

Sorry Mike, quick question - do you know Barry Bonds?

wil.:muscles:

RPM · Apr 22, 2005

So why did your nose REALLY fall off? :icon_conf

:lolBIG:

RPM · Apr 22, 2005

wilheim said:
Sorry Mike, quick question - do you know Barry Bonds?

wil.:muscles:

:lolBIG:

MaxValue · Apr 22, 2005

com'on mike...very simple question that you would know, the young child actor in your commercial went on to co-star in a very very well known sit-com.

Journeyman · Apr 22, 2005

RPM said:
So why did your nose REALLY fall off?

:monsters-

MichaelJackson · Apr 22, 2005

what is the average age here at this internet site?? is everyone always this immature?? I have met Barry Bonds twice at a Hollywood Gala, but I only spoke to him once. He is a football player, right? Anways, what does this have to do with me? Mr wilhemm, I don't know what you are trying to say to me, but I really am Michael Jackson. My lawyer didn't tell me that the people here were very immature. Had i known this, i would have never come in here and talked to you all. I'm regretting this right now.. I will call my lawyer now and tell him that I am not coming back because you all are treating me bad and are making fun of me. Please don't make fun of me.. I really am Michael Jackson, and this is no joke. Why does everyone always pick on me for? My whole life, people have always picked on me. Do you know how hard it's been being me? I wish I was never famous because my life has been a tragedy..

Michael Jackson.

Journeyman · Apr 22, 2005

Why do you lick kids heads Mike ?

one9 · Apr 22, 2005

LMFAO...Good for you Mr. Jackson. I think you have been shafted many times before. :hump: Can you have Janet send me a message? I would love to foundle her and watch porno movies together. Maybe we can have a few drinks and talk about how nice our light skinned baby would look together.

JudgeWapner · Apr 22, 2005

What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees infield have in common?
They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

RPM · Apr 22, 2005

mike,

are you looking forward to prison?

one9 · Apr 22, 2005

What do Micheal Jackson and K-mart have in common? They both have boys pants 1/2 off.

kidslick · Apr 22, 2005

what are we PROMOTING CHILD MOLESTATION

http://www.cnn.com/US/9608/29/castration/

THIS IS ONE SICK THREAD

SHAME OF YOU FUKKERS............

bucsfan67 · Apr 22, 2005

KIDSLICK said:
what are we PROMOTING CHILD MOLESTATION

http://www.cnn.com/US/9608/29/castration/

THIS IS ONE SICK THREAD

SHAME OF YOU FUKKERS............

Think i have to agree with Kidslick on this one.....this is better suited to the rubber room....Dont see much humor in mocking someone who is on trial for child molestation, whether true or not....Doenst seem to be a joking matter..

JimmyHoffa · Apr 22, 2005

Questions for Miss Jackson...

1). Michael, is it true that your parenting of children is really just a cover for your real ambition of actually molesting your OWN children so you will not have to go "outside your family" for your sick and twisted freak show pervisions? I realize that your DNA is probably not contained in these "children" of yours and they were really fathered by others and "placed" with you. Just think Michelle, you're actually ranching kids.

2). Michelle, Why didn't you choose a more flattering photograph for your avatar?

3). Michelle, How long into your prison stay do you anticipate waiting before paying young cons to toungejack your porthole?

LakersFan4Life · Apr 22, 2005

there are way too many people you could immitate then to pick this sick bastard.go away you loser and take your lawyer with you.dont need your kind here.i know this is a ghost of someone but we can play the game too.your a loser.